കസ്റ്റമർ സർവീസ്

Me: Please cancel my order.
Customer service rep: May I ask why you want to cancel the order?
Me: Paying $10 shipping for a $10 item is a bit excessive.
CS rep: Oh, then would you like to sign up for our free shipping service?
Me: Sure, why not!
CS rep: Ok, great. For $89.99 you get up to 6 orders shipped free.
Me: So, if I sign up for your "free shipping," I pay $15 per shipment, otherwise it will just be $10?
CS rep: When you put it that way, it seems pricy.
Me: Thank you.

(Not fiction)